
1. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, (select) Start. You get thirty lives in Contra, which is the only way anyone can beat that game anyway.
2. Input "Link" as your name in "The Adventures of Zelda" and you start on the second quest.
3. Use a second whistle when in the warp zone in Super Mario Brothers 3 and you are brought to the last world
4. Dark Worlds are hard (Thank you Super Mario 3 and Super Meat Boy)
5. "LFM LK kill pst gs, spec & achiev or no re kthnxbye" makes total sense.
6. Calling someone a "noob" will make them mad, but asking if they are mad will make them madder.
7. I don't know how, but I know every single rock to blow up and bush to burn in the first quest of Zelda.
8. "1" is alway melee (whether it's the basic attack in your MMO or your melee weapon in your shooter).
9. Nazis are bad (okay so video games may not have been the first place you should have learned this)
10. Blowing on games magically fixes them.
11. Mythological trolls live under bridges, but most real ones live in their mom's basement.
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